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Listening to System of a Down.

So i woke up at 530pm and i've been reading online stuffz till now.

That crazy quek last nite told me she sprained BOTH her ankles. She was telling me she slipped off the pavement and fell. And her feet were in a funny L inwards position. So my "retard"(she quotes) mind envisions a simple scenario.

*loads up Paint with evil grin*



Read thru this blog xiaxue.blogspot.com you know its kinda a local mini blogger phenomenon that quek intro me to. 1/2 way only, but there're some really damn funny articles. Really crappy but well written lah. Kinda reminds me of that damn stupid essay i wrote that got featured in the school mag. the one featuring Clammy spit!

And by the way her pics kinda remind me of jazmin for some reason or another. WHY?!?! I DON'T KNOW WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY!!!

AAAANNNNDD further down the way I drew inspiration from a part of Roald Dahl's book Danny the Champion of the World. The part where they ran into the head poacher and he spat and the spit went flying through the air and landed on the ground with a *SPLAT* and there it lay like a little clam. Yes i am NOT as sick as you all think i am out to be, just really good at copying and pasting.

My desk is a MESS. i've got CDs, VCDs, DVDs sprawled all over but i dunt give a fuck lalala.

You know what i feel like doing? I feel like writing a story. About zombies. hmmm. i have this LITTTLLEEE ghost of an idea. I want to do something really off-topic. I want irrelevant topics that totally pop out of nowhere. So, zombies. I'll flesh it out soon. Ah, and weed. Harold and Kumar's got a weed smokin' cheetah man! Zombies and weed. hrrmmmmm.

So there's this sandwich lying in front of me. You know tuna? great. You know lettuce, where it's cut into little slices, for example the irritating green bits in the Big Mac that keep falling out? Yeh yeh. So put Tuna+lettuce sandwich that's NOT been put in the fridge and you get stinky. I'll throw it away after this post. No, right now IT STINKS SO BAD!

*throws it down the chute, hopes it falls onto a head of a rat and kills it*

Ah back. So i'm wondering where does "Chop Suey" come from? Its chinese food in American spelling.. but i cant make out the real chinese words from it.

Ok i'm not gonna space around on this sterile blogspot page. I say sterile cos all i see is white, black, blue colors. How is "sterile" and "white", "black" and "blue" even connected anyway?

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