For a legible post, please read the post below this one.

As the world grows smaller (globalisation), more and more people are letting themselves be more legible, presentable and interesting.

This cannot pass. Reading up on current affairs, using spell checkers, consulting how-to-blog blogs online on how to blog your personal blog, wise-cracking on the latest political news, all these activities require civility.

But life is spontaneous, spontaneous, spontaneous. (human error notwithstanding)

I BESEECH HUMANITY : CELEBRATE THE UNLIKELINESS OF OUR WORLD CULTURE! TODAY I SHALL SHOW THE WORLD.... ENGRISH!

http://www.engrish.com/

Its like warlocks in WoW having an escape plan! You know locks don't, and you SHOULD roll for other characters but you roll a lock and lvl it up to 60 anyway! Those guys thinking of those engrish know that they're getting it wrong BUT THEY DO IT ANYWAY! both turn out different results, depending on user opinion!

DIGRESS ALERT! Speaking of WoW, ALL WOW PLAYERS, d/l this! ranks up there with Leeroy Jenkins. At least for me it is. *Slaps self for being a nerd shit*

ON TO SINGLISH!

http://sisterfurongjiejie.blogspot.com/

CHEEEEENA FOR TEH WIN!

http://rockson.blogspot.com/

SI AH BENG WHO'S UP TO DATE ON CURRENT AFFAIRS FOR TEH WIN!

http://singaporeist.blogspot.com/

SINGAPORE NEWS FOR TEH WIN! ALSO, SAME LAYOUT FOR THE PWNZOR!

http://harosingapore.blogspot.com/

RAPE TO DEATH BY RANCID BANANA FOR TEH WIN! OR MAYBE 5 RANCID BANANAS! ALSO, CUSTOM-MADE SINGAPOREAN-FLAVOR BLOGSKIN FOR TEH WIN!

http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com/

FOUL-MOUTHED SINGAPOREAN ROJAK OF MADDOX AND ENGLISH-EDUCATED(wad the definition for english educated? Using Jack Neo's Law, i deduce that since chinese educated = chinese helicopter; therefore english educated = british/american helicopter; now we sub in "singapore is formerly a british colony" and therefore we cancel american; so we arrive at the answer: british helicopter) EX- SI AH LIAN BUT ACTUALLY BERY SMART DEN SUMORE KANA SPONSOR BY LOCALBRAND ON TEH BLOG BUT THE BLOG KANA HACK BUT SHE GOT BACKUP AND SUMORE REPORT TO POLICE LEI WAHT THE FUCK AM I TYPING LOLZHAHA

Erm.

FOR TEH WIN!

P.S. Don't do drugs.. dun't drink..dun r0x0r b0x0rs with prostitutes.. dunt smoke.. but most impt of all... don be a dumbass and be near a smoker and perceive with the olfactory sense the beauties of second hand smoke. No i told you dun be a dumbass, there's no beauty in 2nd hand smoke. There should be a fine when first-hand smokers are caught not letting themselves, and only them, sponge their lungs with tar. This fine shall be monetary-free, however it will involve immediate confiscation of the guilty party's cig, whereupon the unwilling-2nd-hand smoker will very deftly RAPE TO DEATH THE GUILTY PARTY'S ASS BY CIGARETTE! OR MAYBE 5 LIT CIGARETTES!