I am pissed off.

Pissed off at this dude over here.

Since this has all been done with, I'll show you what a vestigial organ he is.

He types like a 13-year-old girl. Seriously. I quote:

"fOo~!!! mY aNkLe DiN LeT mE dOwN! hAhA.. tHe LeGaCY hAS bEeN bRoKeN! hAhA.. hMm.."

Who the hell types like that!? And who does he wanna imitate? I know:

A really good role model, i guess. If you're retarded and a closet homo.

He's my friend's FYP groupmate. Totally useless, you know, the type where it really HURTS to try to work with them.

I helped work on my friend's report, checking for grammar and spelling. It spanned upwards of 100 pages. I HAD TO LOOK AT 100PLUS PAGES OF WORDS FOR ERRORS.

But this irritating cockroach was INCOMPETENT enough NOT to know how to insert footer notes, and was ASININE enough NOT to know how to input citations.

"2. I cRaPpeD iN My pAnTs wHiLe SiNgiNg NaTioNaL aNthEm bEfOrE.. "

Does crap come out from your nose while taking the pledge? I guessed so.

What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, take a look at you, making a GIRL do your work for you. And when my friend can't cope, she makes ME DO YOUR DONKEY CITATIONS, DIAGRAM LABELLING, TABLE LABELLING AND PAGE INDEXING.

At least you don't have spelling errors in your report. No wait, that's because you CUT & COPY from your textbooks.

Do you understand why I hate you so much? I had to pick up your slack for you, while you were happily packing your fucking boxes for" sOme MeRcY ReLieF cAMp To HeLp PaCk A gIfT pAcK fOr ThE sMaLL ChiLdReN iN LeBaNoN""

Can you educate yourself before helping others?
"15. i SuCkEd oN a miLk BoTtLe tiLL i wAs iN pRi3.."
No wait, this is asking too much. I'm sorry, baby. Want your diapers changed?

This is only the tip of the shitberg, captain. You will find out that he played soccer, went on a holiday, celebrated his birthday at the cost of not going for his FYP.

Or the time where he did not answer my friend's emails and calls and SMSes to his handphone and housephone for a full weekend. Then to throw shit to the fan, he lied, saying he could not contact my friend.

I call people like this "The slime of society".