Hello jon, its that time of the year again.

Yes this is your inner conscience speaking. Long time no see eh jon? Well listen, before you rot yourself to death in shame and self-loathing, take time off to listen to what your best friends would tell you.

Don't think you'd be so lucky. Don't waste your time hoping. You're useless jon, stop pestering people.

You also have 3 months left before you get stuck for two years. What are you gonna do jon? Have you been planning for your overseas trip? Of course not jon, I'm your inner conscience! I know these things!

Now let's get on to some more stuff shall we jon? I've been listening to you blabber about writing this book. You have been talking about writing it for a long time now. How can there not even be a concrete storyline that you've set up, jon? Are you kidding me? Is this one of your procrastination journeys again, where you say you've been working on it but you've actually been doing nothing?

Come on jon, give me a break. Your inner conscience is gonna give up on you soon. And when that happens, you won't be a sad, pathetic little fucker who's dreaming big dreams. You'll just be a sad, pathetic little fucker.